Lately, I break things. Let's just say I don't know my own strength and I am constantly crashing into things and knocking them over and crushing thing (like Christmas ornaments) in my hands.
I got up this morning and walked into the bathroom to take care of some business before getting into the shower. When I got off of le toilette, I notice a crack in the seat. I began to fret and I spent the entire morning thinking that I sat down so hard, and that I am so fat right now, I cracked the seat.
Well, it wasn't me.
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