Quick Draw makes it rain

When Fred gets his diaper changed he occasionally decides to pee a bit while exposed to the open air.

Sometimes it goes straight up - sometimes it goes off to the side.

This morning he basically peed on himself - more specifically right onto his face. It was awful. I felt so bad. It was dark and pooled around his eyes. I quickly cleaned him up and after brief trauma he did not seem worse for wear.

Perhaps he does not yet realize that pee is gross. I cannot get the image of the puddles out of my mind. I will be much quicker in the future - that is for sure.