just a few things I've never done

I have never...

• watched project runway, dancing with the stars, american gladiator, american idol, grey's anatomy, house or 24
• eaten beans on purpose
• gotten sick on an airplane
• bought an expensive pair of jeans
• voted republican because I liked the candidate - only to help boot someone out of office
• taken a bath robe, slippers or towels from a fancy hotel
• eaten a whole bag of potato chips by myself (doritos? that's a different story)
• gotten lost in the woods
• gone skinny dipping
• been able to pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time
• been successful at a musical instrument
• had a glass of tomato juice
• eaten candied yams on Thanksgiving or enjoyed turkey-lurkey-do
• let my boy watch "the wiggles"
• been interested in traveling to the Asian continent
• actually spoken French to anyone, not that I could anymore if I wanted to.
• built a snow fort
• eaten a booger
• been bitten by a dog
• worn a cast
• stayed awake on a road trip
• taken a good self-portrait
• cleaned my whole house in a day
• folded Ross' white socks
• not finished a book because I didn't like it
• robbed a bank
• been arrested
• worn night vision goggles
• shot a gun
• ridden in a helicopter or a hot air balloon