1 hormonally charged, grumpy, tired, exhausted, teary-eyed mom
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1 teething (damn molars!), grumpy, tired, exhausted 2 year old
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1 teething (damn molars!), grumpy, tired, exhausted 2 year old
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missing buttons on a sweater
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no clothes to wear because they are all dirty
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too much snow in the neighborhood and on the roads
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long line at the honey baked ham store
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1 teething, grumpy, tired, exhausted 2 year old running away from his mom in a department store (imagine the ensuing panic on both parties)
too much snow in the neighborhood and on the roads
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long line at the honey baked ham store
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1 teething, grumpy, tired, exhausted 2 year old running away from his mom in a department store (imagine the ensuing panic on both parties)
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even more snow blustering by outside our kitchen window
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Christmas (my favorite holiday. No really, I LOVE IT!) just a few days away
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one extraordinarily cluttered and messy house
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un-shoveled walks
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won't go out in the snow to get two days worth of mail
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work (no work for 2 weeks! yeah!)
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1 hormonally charged, grumpy, tired, exhausted, teary-eyed mom ready for a long winters nap. Under a rock. On a beach? In stretchy pants and a wrestling mask. Where no one can find her. Because she's under a rock (lobster?). Or beneath a dock. Eating green eggs and ham with a flock. Only wearing one sock. Where she can gawk. At a surfing jock. And then be the victim of mock.
Did someone just knock?
2 comments:
Any body need a peanut?
oh boy...i think you've finally lost all your marbles....
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